Leave Everything Behind

Leave Everything Behind

You're the poor apprentice to a blacksmith, toiling hard every day only to be under appreciated and underpaid. There is no light at the end of this tunnel. You will one day become a blacksmith yourself, toiling hard every day only to be under appreciated and...

How to Run Your Own Pirate Ninja Espionage Mission

How to Run Your Own Pirate Ninja Espionage Mission

Espionage is the art of information gathering. But what is espionage, really? An espionage mission is when you set out to get a specific set of information, all at once. You then use that information to create a plan of attack and perform a critical hit on your enemy....

The Pirate Ninja’s Ultimate Weapon: A Box Cutter

The Pirate Ninja’s Ultimate Weapon: A Box Cutter

"Pirate ninjas. Don't you think that's a bit cliché?" "It's not about cliché. It's about the capturing the desire of our inner child," I tried to explain. Being a pirate ninja doesn't mean you are physically sailing the ocean blue. Being a pirate ninja doesn't mean...

You Missed Your Chance, Can You Bring It Back?

You Missed Your Chance, Can You Bring It Back?

The clock catches the corner of your eye. You're late. A wall of regret hits you when you realize that today was your last chance... but you missed it by an hour. Your whole day will be ruined now: A cloud of dispair is going to follow you. You missed your chance at a...

The Earliest Warning Sign Your Mission Will Fail

The Earliest Warning Sign Your Mission Will Fail

You're on your maiden voyage, and a splash of salt water sprays in your face as you stand at the bow. Espionage is a new trade for you. The high seas is your new arena. You came in not knowing what to expect, only that you wanted the treasure at the end of the...

What Happens When Pirates Lose Their Gold?

What Happens When Pirates Lose Their Gold?

Have you ever seen someone lose track of their thoughts halfway through a sentence? Have you ever been that person? The feeling is amplified about ten times over when you lose track of your goal halfway. Maybe life got in your way. Maybe you weren't specific enough...

A Landlubber’s Initiation to the Power of Obsession

A Landlubber’s Initiation to the Power of Obsession

It's no secret that pirates are obsessed with gold. Did you ever realize that we know about this obsession because pirates love gold so much that they can't be stopped from obtaining it? Obsession is usually looked down on. It's not considered to be part of a healthy...